Stuff! And then, sometimes some other stuff

parks and recreation + text posts

According to US common law if you spend all day in IKEA you are officially divorced.

perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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bobafettuccine:

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously

My dad is a scientist. I just found out that his co-workers occasionally send out an email for a “yeast metabolism meeting” which is really just an invitation for the scientists to get together and drink beer at work.

Science.

Blue Swede  - Hooked On A Feeling
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gifs-for-fun:
I installed it without directions…

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

To be fair, if you let France just count, it wouldn’t make that much more sense either…

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?
Anonymous

porn4smartgirls:

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

I am really bad at being quiet during movies and so are my friends
Michael: So Avengers was Galaga
Michael: And Guardians of the Galaxy was Space Invaders
Michale: Age of Ultron is going to fucking be Asteroids, isn't it...