one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way
gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
OH MY GOD
Thanksgiving is coming!
Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own.
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft.
Did you just do that.
The level of metafuckery right here is incredible